Hkylvr53965 Dating Profile
Looking for love in all the wrong places, time to look here!
Hi, I'm Michael:) If Ya think the headline was captivating...Read on! I'm a Dad with an outrageous sense of humor, and am self employed with an irresistible personality. No wait.....There's more! I'm intelligent and affectionate, and I feel good in Levi's, and look great in a suit. I like weekends, feather pillows, holding hands...and the smell of Winter. I like the sun on my face, the wind in my face, long slow kisses...and rain. I like soft curves, a bottle of wine, half-a-dozen candles...and whispers. I like mornings, pizza with lotza meatz, painted toenails...and laughing. I like kids and old people, kinda short skirts, long legs, drives with no particular destination...and Christmas Eve. I like thigh-high stockings, anything grilled, David Sedaris, coffee with sugar...and falling asleep. I don't like leaving, but I love coming back. I like the middle of Summer, the end of Winter, the passing lane...and the left side of the bed. I like seafood and steaks, brushing your hair, spooning on the couch, stormy weather...and Richie Cunningham. I like those "Real Men of Genius" commercials, Peanut M&Ms, most music...and that scene in "Love Actually" where Jamie proposes to Aurelia. I like walks in the evening, beaches, peaches, the newspaper...and phone calls just to say hi. I like intimacy...and lots of it, making love and playful sex, I like hot and naughty and I like warm and nice. Are Ya smitten yet? Well here's some more.. I'm looking for a Heart, a Soul, a Brain and a Sense of Humor packaged in soft skin, soft curves and a pretty smile. I want it all, The whole enchilada with a side of guacamole. I want a friend, a lover, an accomplice and someone who can "teach me how to dance real slow". I was Married once and have been divorced for ten years. I work hard and I play for keeps. So if You're looking for a long-term, well rounded, all encompassing, monogamous, fun, loving relationship with a witty,creative, down to earth guy who never smells funny pick me!