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I am a 43 years old straight single man living in Los Angeles, California
I can levitate birds...no one cares
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.I will warn you, I broke a mirror over the weekend so may have seven years bad luck..but my lawyer thinks he can get me five