warri0rm0nkey Dating Profile
Vanilla is a great flavor unless you've tasted something else!
My wife and I work very different schedules in very different locations, so we have decided to keep our marriage open. She has her friends and I have mine. I'm low key, funny, and respectful of your boundaries. She says I have magic hands....---------------------------------------------------------(message from da wifey : hi..... don't roll your eyes, we actually do have an open relationship.Even I'm skeptical of a guy who says that, lol..... if you are interested in my hubby, but are a bit uncomfortable, he can forward you info to check it out with me. We don't really fit into the swinger scene - mostly because all the women are hot, and their husbands are butt ugly; so I'm not taking one for the team..... We found that playing separately works for us. But of course, most women think "your wife is ok with this??? yyyyyyyyyyeahhhhright")He does have magic hands! They are really really big, but very very soft and smooth, They will make you shiver. And then there is his tongue. You know how some guys don't spend enough time licking? Well, his tongue can last a marathon... and it's very flexible.....he doesn't just slosh it all around, he is very precise with pressure, rhythm and cadence........And - since he is totally a sexy Mr. Mom, he knows how to do girl stuff. He is a PRO at painting toenails..... We know having kids around can throw a monkey wrench into the works when it comes to trying to have sex. He can be really discreet. (your kids might ask why YOU were screaming yes-yes-yes though.... tee hee)